曾经看过一遍文章；这麽说过 “如果你有需要，在沒有性伙伴時，請你自慰。。。”
就是说叫你不要叫xxx啦。。。
Thursday, December 17, 2009
无题 （三）。。。
"ah ju now learning to use mandarin for chating ler in his msn"
"maci..i also can ma"
"你真的行？"
"没有问题..你教我，可？"
"教你什麽？"
"教我聊天，中国...可以不"
"太烂啦。。你的中文。..你还是说福建话吧！"
"这就是为什么你需要教我...你家伙头! 马来西亚马就是这样 "
"哈哈。。。你在说什麽啦？我不明白。"
"母亲阴道!"
"真是他妈的！"
"maci..i also can ma"
"你真的行？"
"没有问题..你教我，可？"
"教你什麽？"
"教我聊天，中国...可以不"
"太烂啦。。你的中文。..你还是说福建话吧！"
"这就是为什么你需要教我...你家伙头! 马来西亚马就是这样 "
"哈哈。。。你在说什麽啦？我不明白。"
"母亲阴道!"
"真是他妈的！"
Thursday, December 10, 2009
WTF? ! ! !
Call me for meeting but u didnt give me a single chance for explain.....
还好像用只脚踩在我身上；手指指着我，责备似的审问。。。
这叫开会吗？
身为供应商的我，难道就不必受到尊重吗？
难道全是供应商的错吗？！！！
Do you think supplier = worth nothing?!!
WTF ? ! ! Is this call meeting ? ! !
还好像用只脚踩在我身上；手指指着我，责备似的审问。。。
这叫开会吗？
身为供应商的我，难道就不必受到尊重吗？
难道全是供应商的错吗？！！！
Do you think supplier = worth nothing?!!
WTF ? ! ! Is this call meeting ? ! !
Wednesday, December 9, 2009
Tuesday, December 8, 2009
Offroad --- 2009。12。06
Planning to take rest on Saturday & Sunday coz Im too tired…
But Sat received a call from a friend of mine invite me to go offroad on Sunday in Mahang for daytrip. Since had been more than 2 months I didn’t go offroad, so my answer is ‘Yes’ to him.
As usual, we gather at Petronas Station at 8.30am and will depart at 9.00am. Before departure I received a sms from a friend with simple wording “Enjoy ur trip”, I replied with “Thanks, U too” coz he will pay a visit to a PC fair with his friend.
Below, lets Pics tell the story….
Having fun at river side...
The time they having fun at river side, I just walk anywhere with my poor camera....
But Sat received a call from a friend of mine invite me to go offroad on Sunday in Mahang for daytrip. Since had been more than 2 months I didn’t go offroad, so my answer is ‘Yes’ to him.
As usual, we gather at Petronas Station at 8.30am and will depart at 9.00am. Before departure I received a sms from a friend with simple wording “Enjoy ur trip”, I replied with “Thanks, U too” coz he will pay a visit to a PC fair with his friend.
Below, lets Pics tell the story….
Having fun at river side...
The time they having fun at river side, I just walk anywhere with my poor camera....
Spider...
Wood....
Fern...
Seed...
Tree...
Wood....
Fern...
Seed...
Bamboo...leaf for dumpling?
Tree...
Meet a uncle with his monkey and full with Petai....
end.......................
Monday, December 7, 2009
电话。。。
那天；回到酒店已是晚上十点多了。房里的电话忽然响起。。。
“喂。。”
“先生，要按摩吗？“ 电话里传来了一位温柔女生的声音。
“不啦。。“ 当时累得很，也没问对方是谁。挂了电话，就去洗个热水澡了。
洗完澡，舒服多了。电话又再响起。。。
“先生，要按摩吗？“ 电话里传来的是同一位女生的声音。
“按摩要多少” 我好奇的问道。
“是 xxx 元“ 当然指的是人民币。
“不啦。。“ 想要挂断电话的当儿，那位女生马上说道。。
“还有其他的呀”
“其他的是什麽？” 我假装不知道的问。
“上来再说吧” 女生这麽说。。。
“不啦，谢谢你“ 然后把电话给挂上。。。。
“喂。。”
“先生，要按摩吗？“ 电话里传来了一位温柔女生的声音。
“不啦。。“ 当时累得很，也没问对方是谁。挂了电话，就去洗个热水澡了。
洗完澡，舒服多了。电话又再响起。。。
“先生，要按摩吗？“ 电话里传来的是同一位女生的声音。
“按摩要多少” 我好奇的问道。
“是 xxx 元“ 当然指的是人民币。
“不啦。。“ 想要挂断电话的当儿，那位女生马上说道。。
“还有其他的呀”
“其他的是什麽？” 我假装不知道的问。
“上来再说吧” 女生这麽说。。。
“不啦，谢谢你“ 然后把电话给挂上。。。。
睡觉。。。。
Friday, December 4, 2009
越野。。。
享受征服的乐趣；到达终点的满足感。。。
那我的一班朋友是怎麽找我呢？ 哼！别说啦，竟然只在网上找（明知我在森林里 ^^）。（以下是载自email的片段。。。) [其实他们满关心我的啦 XD]
Wongsy : Help Needed Our Friend- Mr Jimmy Ng is Missing In Action !!!!
Mr Ng Geok Lim aka Mr Jimmy (as pix attach), Age = 36 Sex = Male Race= Cina Tulen .
Dear all, Here some information RE: the Subject. Mr. jimmy ng; last contact about 24hrs ago lost somewhere in the jungle during his 4x4 mission. He expected to be back from his trip on yesterday evening. His wife unable to contact him for the last 24hrs, and very worry about his safety. If you'll have any information pls contact me at wongsy2008@. Last known location - deep inside the jungle near baling/grik. Attached here the recent pix of Mr. Jimmy on his 4x4 taken on last trip in the jungle somewhere far away.
（他敢敢还附上我的照片呢 >_<）
回来后回复他们的email ...
Me : Heeeelo, You give wrong info to friends how to find Mr. Jimmy? His correct name is Ng Gaik Lim not Ng Geok Lim, age no longer young; 37 liao not 36. Chinese but look like malay or bangala.... However, he was found & rescued by a full equiped 4x4 yesterday with safe & healthty from the way on Grik-Kulim express. He ask me to send his regard to all of you; Thanks for your Kuan Sim.
Jujius : muahhhaah... got nyamuk teng lu in jungle boh?? sayang....
Wongsy ：To our beloved missing friend, due to ours sincerely to kuan sim; some of us become boh sim to work hard and concentrate on our job; can't achieve sale target; share market down; internet line down; traffic jam; banjir; tak kena 4D; my fish don't want to eat superworm & etc and lastly and most importantly kena scold by boss. In order for you to show your sincerity; we all give you a chance; by belanja us makan makan + minum minum + tengok wayang wayang any time convenience to you! Anyone Agree? wa Agree!!! p/s. Hidup Gaik Lim./Gaik Lim Boleh!!!
( 老兄，有那麽严重吗？)
emm…真正爱上越野应该是两年前的事（虽然拥有越野车多年）。为了找寻更高的挑战， 我们总爱在深夜及雨季来临的时候才上征。记得有一次，下了多天的大雨，河水高涨而无法步出森林， 所以只能再多过一个夜晚。
然而，这个夜晚却过得好慢长好难受。。。因为我知道她一定无法入眠， 答应她今天回来不过却不能。深林里跟外界是无法接通的， 除非有卫星手机 (Satellite Phone)。
果然， 她整夜没睡。夜半三更的不停打电话给我的朋友（凡她认识的都打 >_<），搞到我朋友个个都没得好睡。这是我出来的时候朋友告诉我的。 Peng You，Pai Seh la…॥
那我的一班朋友是怎麽找我呢？ 哼！别说啦，竟然只在网上找（明知我在森林里 ^^）。（以下是载自email的片段。。。) [其实他们满关心我的啦 XD]
Wongsy : Help Needed Our Friend- Mr Jimmy Ng is Missing In Action !!!!
Mr Ng Geok Lim aka Mr Jimmy (as pix attach), Age = 36 Sex = Male Race= Cina Tulen .
Dear all, Here some information RE: the Subject. Mr. jimmy ng; last contact about 24hrs ago lost somewhere in the jungle during his 4x4 mission. He expected to be back from his trip on yesterday evening. His wife unable to contact him for the last 24hrs, and very worry about his safety. If you'll have any information pls contact me at wongsy2008@. Last known location - deep inside the jungle near baling/grik. Attached here the recent pix of Mr. Jimmy on his 4x4 taken on last trip in the jungle somewhere far away.
（他敢敢还附上我的照片呢 >_<）
回来后回复他们的email ...
Me : Heeeelo, You give wrong info to friends how to find Mr. Jimmy? His correct name is Ng Gaik Lim not Ng Geok Lim, age no longer young; 37 liao not 36. Chinese but look like malay or bangala.... However, he was found & rescued by a full equiped 4x4 yesterday with safe & healthty from the way on Grik-Kulim express. He ask me to send his regard to all of you; Thanks for your Kuan Sim.
Jujius : muahhhaah... got nyamuk teng lu in jungle boh?? sayang....
Wongsy ：To our beloved missing friend, due to ours sincerely to kuan sim; some of us become boh sim to work hard and concentrate on our job; can't achieve sale target; share market down; internet line down; traffic jam; banjir; tak kena 4D; my fish don't want to eat superworm & etc and lastly and most importantly kena scold by boss. In order for you to show your sincerity; we all give you a chance; by belanja us makan makan + minum minum + tengok wayang wayang any time convenience to you! Anyone Agree? wa Agree!!! p/s. Hidup Gaik Lim./Gaik Lim Boleh!!!
( 老兄，有那麽严重吗？)
Booker Sim : Absolutely agree!! To the victim aka Jimmy aka Ng Gaik Lim who LOST in the jungle and made the whole world busy LOOKING for you while you enjoy the waterfall and Pacat bite, please arrange the time and date for Makan-makan, Minum-minum and Wayang-wayang...
Jujius : I wan massage massage.. the rest dun need...
Inkid : My wife & daughter also very de tam sim this dr ng aka jimmy aka ng gaik lim…
So u better sponsor 1 year diaper & enfamil baby powder ya॥
Me : Knn!! U all sit in aircon room & just use few fingers only through internet to cari Jimmy aka Gaik Lim nia, no 1 dare to enter jungle at nite time to search Jimmy out; since u all know he is losing in the jungle! Takkan Jimmy can appear in intenet?!! More teruk is request so many thing like makan2, minum2 & wayang2; more worst lagi mau massage2.
Jujius : ok la ok la.. see he tulan liau.. we treat u la makan2 , minum2 , wayang2 & massage2 + cum2 lor
Me : Wei..dun wan cum2..cepat balik gym.
当然，隔天出来第一件事就是向她报平安。 Surprise 的是她竟然没有骂我，还高兴的说 : 你回来啦...>_< XD ！
emm ... 越野。。。越玩越野！!
什麽道理？！！
“藤总，我刚才在洗手间看到了一小段文字；是这麽写着 : 小便入池；大便入坑, 是什麽意识啊？“
藤总严肃地说 ：“这当然，小便的我们叫池；大便的叫坑。小便一定要入池；大便要入坑， 这是规矩。“
接下来我继续问：“不过我们大便的时候，同时也会小便啊。那不是要走进走出了吗？“
藤总忽然豪迈的大笑一番（这是北方人惯有的特性）说道 ：“我明白你意识啦，哈哈你挺幽默的。那。。。以后大便时不准小便“
WTF…什麽道理？！！
（当然他是说笑的啦）
藤总严肃地说 ：“这当然，小便的我们叫池；大便的叫坑。小便一定要入池；大便要入坑， 这是规矩。“
接下来我继续问：“不过我们大便的时候，同时也会小便啊。那不是要走进走出了吗？“
藤总忽然豪迈的大笑一番（这是北方人惯有的特性）说道 ：“我明白你意识啦，哈哈你挺幽默的。那。。。以后大便时不准小便“
WTF…什麽道理？！！
（当然他是说笑的啦）
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