emm…真正爱上越野应该是两年前的事（虽然拥有越野车多年）。为了找寻更高的挑战， 我们总爱在深夜及雨季来临的时候才上征。记得有一次，下了多天的大雨，河水高涨而无法步出森林， 所以只能再多过一个夜晚。
然而，这个夜晚却过得好慢长好难受。。。因为我知道她一定无法入眠， 答应她今天回来不过却不能。深林里跟外界是无法接通的， 除非有卫星手机 (Satellite Phone)。
果然， 她整夜没睡。夜半三更的不停打电话给我的朋友（凡她认识的都打 >_<），搞到我朋友个个都没得好睡。这是我出来的时候朋友告诉我的。 Peng You，Pai Seh la…॥
那我的一班朋友是怎麽找我呢？ 哼！别说啦，竟然只在网上找（明知我在森林里 ^^）。（以下是载自email的片段。。。) [其实他们满关心我的啦 XD]
Wongsy : Help Needed Our Friend- Mr Jimmy Ng is Missing In Action !!!!
Mr Ng Geok Lim aka Mr Jimmy (as pix attach), Age = 36 Sex = Male Race= Cina Tulen .
Dear all, Here some information RE: the Subject. Mr. jimmy ng; last contact about 24hrs ago lost somewhere in the jungle during his 4x4 mission. He expected to be back from his trip on yesterday evening. His wife unable to contact him for the last 24hrs, and very worry about his safety. If you'll have any information pls contact me at wongsy2008@. Last known location - deep inside the jungle near baling/grik. Attached here the recent pix of Mr. Jimmy on his 4x4 taken on last trip in the jungle somewhere far away.
（他敢敢还附上我的照片呢 >_<）
回来后回复他们的email ...
Me : Heeeelo, You give wrong info to friends how to find Mr. Jimmy? His correct name is Ng Gaik Lim not Ng Geok Lim, age no longer young; 37 liao not 36. Chinese but look like malay or bangala.... However, he was found & rescued by a full equiped 4x4 yesterday with safe & healthty from the way on Grik-Kulim express. He ask me to send his regard to all of you; Thanks for your Kuan Sim.
Jujius : muahhhaah... got nyamuk teng lu in jungle boh?? sayang....
Wongsy ：To our beloved missing friend, due to ours sincerely to kuan sim; some of us become boh sim to work hard and concentrate on our job; can't achieve sale target; share market down; internet line down; traffic jam; banjir; tak kena 4D; my fish don't want to eat superworm & etc and lastly and most importantly kena scold by boss. In order for you to show your sincerity; we all give you a chance; by belanja us makan makan + minum minum + tengok wayang wayang any time convenience to you! Anyone Agree? wa Agree!!! p/s. Hidup Gaik Lim./Gaik Lim Boleh!!!
( 老兄，有那麽严重吗？)
Booker Sim : Absolutely agree!! To the victim aka Jimmy aka Ng Gaik Lim who LOST in the jungle and made the whole world busy LOOKING for you while you enjoy the waterfall and Pacat bite, please arrange the time and date for Makan-makan, Minum-minum and Wayang-wayang...
Jujius : I wan massage massage.. the rest dun need...
Inkid : My wife & daughter also very de tam sim this dr ng aka jimmy aka ng gaik lim…
So u better sponsor 1 year diaper & enfamil baby powder ya॥
Me : Knn!! U all sit in aircon room & just use few fingers only through internet to cari Jimmy aka Gaik Lim nia, no 1 dare to enter jungle at nite time to search Jimmy out; since u all know he is losing in the jungle! Takkan Jimmy can appear in intenet?!! More teruk is request so many thing like makan2, minum2 & wayang2; more worst lagi mau massage2.
Jujius : ok la ok la.. see he tulan liau.. we treat u la makan2 , minum2 , wayang2 & massage2 + cum2 lor
Me : Wei..dun wan cum2..cepat balik gym.
当然，隔天出来第一件事就是向她报平安。 Surprise 的是她竟然没有骂我，还高兴的说 : 你回来啦...>_< XD ！
emm ... 越野。。。越玩越野！!
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